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box lunch

A sumptuous meal in an attractive package that contains one or more of the following: furburger, cheese, raspberry swirl (yum!) and if you are really lucky.... a cherry! At certain times of the month a box lunch may come with dental floss.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend using dental floss.
by PeeBee February 7, 2004
mugGet the box lunchmug.

face dance

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"
by PeeBee February 28, 2004
mugGet the face dancemug.

elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.
Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.
by PeeBee February 17, 2004
mugGet the elevatormug.

T-Bobber

Someone who does more than just give lip and tounge service to the Bacon Bazooka. The T-Bobber likes to feel the purple helmet tickling their tonsils, hence the letter "T".
Stop gagging you little T-Bobber! Breathe through your nose!
by PeeBee February 1, 2004
mugGet the T-Bobbermug.

horizontal boogie

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
by PeeBee March 1, 2004
mugGet the horizontal boogiemug.

Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".
Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"
by PeeBee February 1, 2004
mugGet the Meat Augermug.

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.
Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!
by PeeBee October 13, 2005
mugGet the monkey poundingmug.

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