Definitions by peebee

elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

elephant finger by PeeBee February 15, 2004

warm bread 

A big fresh healthy shit.

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?

warm bread by PeeBee February 14, 2004

Size 10 steel-toed enema 

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

Size 10 steel-toed enema by PeeBee February 13, 2004

Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.

A day without sunshine is like sex without the X.

Sex without the X by PeeBee February 13, 2004

Doing the dog 

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

Doing the dog by PeeBee February 12, 2004

Pounding the Pooch 

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.

"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"

Pounding the Pooch by PeeBee February 12, 2004

blowing chunks 

To vomit mass quantities of large solid material. Very unpleasant but could be worse. See example.

Barfly: "I went home totally drunk from the bar last night and started blowing chunks."
Bartender: "That happens when you're shitfaced sometimes."
Barfly: "You don't understand. Chunks is the name of my dog."

blowing chunks by PeeBee February 11, 2004