alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 02, 2004

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 03, 2004

spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 04, 2003

math debate

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

by Paul September 03, 2003

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003

Lick

sucks; is not good; bad

This party licks....lets jet

by paul August 08, 2003

Veng

See ZaPpeh,
Veng = Vengeance
Also known as a Knob Jockey

Veng sucks the Twat.

by Paul July 23, 2004