paul's definitions

snow white

cocaine, a popular drug

"my girl is snow white
in the form of a rock"

by paul April 4, 2005

Double Hangup

the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting "YEAH THATS RIGHT!" into the phone and hanging up AGAIN.

Sourced from nixus

man my bitch pissed me off so much last night on the phone that I gave her the double Hangup

by Paul August 12, 2004

fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

by paul February 18, 2004

scrabby

Regional (in UK) variant of scrappy, as in scruffy, patchy, shabby, of poor quality generally.

This pavement's a bit scrabby

by Paul April 19, 2004

mollywhop

1. to fuck someone up

Nigga, I am about to straight up mollywhop you yo.

by paul December 15, 2004

guccidon

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.

(1) The guccidon talked on the phone today and said that at the end of the day the man has the power in the house and the reason the U.S. has such a high divorce rate is because women have too much say. (2) I had a dream I killed the guccidon last night. (3) The guccidon is out "handlin his thang thang" or "lunchin like a munchin". (4) Often goes by initials that don't appear anywhere in his true name.

by Paul February 26, 2004

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005