patrick bateman's definitions

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

runny cupcake

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004

ph0xx

The ph0xx is my roomate

The ph0xx lives in my house.

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

Craven Morehead

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.

Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

by Patrick Bateman October 4, 2003