Definitions by patrick

platinum pickle 

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

platinum pickle by Patrick March 15, 2004

Dirty Pirate 

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

Dirty Pirate by patrick March 10, 2004

Hadoken 

ha·do·ken


v. ha·do·kened, ha·do·ken·ing, ha·do·kens

1. To create and shoot a fireball from one's hands, usually of bluish hue, using secret ninja powers.


n.

1. The act of hadokening.
2. The fireball created during the act of hadokening.


interj.

1. Spoken or exclaimed while hadokening.


From Japanese hadou, surge, doki, wrath, and ken, sphere.


ha·do·ken·er n.
ha·do·ken·a·ble adj.
ha·do·ken·ly adv.

M. Bison was defeated by Ryu's hadoken.

Hadoken by Patrick March 8, 2004

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

hokey by Patrick January 27, 2004

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

poing by Patrick January 10, 2004

write off 

A stupid person.

Andrew is such a write off.

write off by Patrick January 7, 2004

cum burger 

Dried up cum.

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

cum burger by Patrick January 7, 2004