pat's definitions

chuckle fuck

a phrase used to describe someone who is being a complete asshole. The person won't stop being idiotic and deserves a good smack in the face.

"Dude, shut up, you're being such a chuckle fuck"

by Pat May 7, 2003

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

vir

referring to a virgin that has went to 3rd base

the farthest she went was giving head, so she lost the gin, shes a VIR

by Pat December 13, 2004

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004

Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005

Akatsuki

The Akustsuki is an organization of 9 volunteer ninjas that always travel in groups of 2. Usually they are either rogue ninjas, or exiled out of their country.

Uchiha Itachi & Hoshigaki Kisame

by Pat March 31, 2005

glendalish

adj. can be used to say something is amazing, or great; better than good.

Damn, that concert was glendalish!

by Pat March 16, 2005