When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly
"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"
by paraleel October 24, 2011
by paraleel December 05, 2011
When your bowels suddenly hurt and you're brain says to you "You have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will shit your pants"
Oh my goodness pull over I have to take an emergishit or I'm going to shit my pants
Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit
Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit
by paraleel June 09, 2013
by paraleel October 04, 2011
A day to give gifts to one another not honoring nor insulting one's religious or not religious beliefs celebrated on August 4th without saying happy or merry first and their is an anonymous gift exchanging called the Secret 86400 where names are selected from a hat and then swallowed
"Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to you", "And you as well, who'd you get for Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to get a gift for?","If I tell you then I WILL have to kill you"
by paraleel December 26, 2011
I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her
by Paraleel October 14, 2011