pandaboyxxx's definitions

Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

adreawong

noun, referring when someone is confusing the crap out of you. always uses minevs and pulls random crap. most likely a girl who does this. Ways to confuse:

1. says nevermind after saying "i need to tell you something"
2. accuses you of something out of random
3. says something but then later says a bunch of things irrelevant to the topic so it confuses you
4. gives you the stare when you are talking to the person (smiles and just looks at you)
5. greets you by pinching you and greeting, but afterward, walks away or turns away etc...
6. or when you're talking about something the person just ignores you and starts talking about something else.

An ancient panda-philosopher discovered this by meeting a very good friend of his, adreannie wong, she was really good in sports (ex. getting 1st place in badminton, also with her panda philosopher friend) but the great thing was that the she was a really cool and close and good and best and great and super legit friend! she was really cool but now that she has her own urban dictionary word, shes ULTIMATELY cool.

EyiTDrEE(11:18:44 PM): alrights
EyiTDrEE(11:18:49 PM): so u wannna
EyiTDrEE(11:18:51 PM): go to my house
EyiTDrEE(11:18:53 PM): around 3ish?
PandArCig (11:20:01 PM): okay
EyiTDrEE(11:20:06 PM): kk!
EyiTDrEE(11:20:13 PM): or
EyiTDrEE(11:20:14 PM): nvm
EyiTDrEE(11:20:15 PM): mhaha
PandArCig (11:22:33 PM): ..?
EyiTDrEE(11:23:27 PM): nvm haha
PandArCig (11:24:28 PM): nvmm...?
PandArCig (11:24:30 PM): for your house?
EyiTDrEE(11:24:35 PM): NOO u can go
PandArCig (11:24:41 PM): wow imma make a UD named adreawong

by pandaboyxxx October 13, 2009

kelvinmak

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.

Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.

by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

diamond bar

filled with koreans, a.k.a. Korean city. koreans = fags. korean city = fag city. The chinese ppl there are also korean washed, sucks, they think fighting is fun, they think they're so cool. pulling some gay korean pride. see korean pride on UD.

PandaBoyx: LOL ima get jumped when i go to diamond bar for posting this up. stupid conceited koreans.
KelvinMak: seriously, har har tharsdays?

by pandaboyxxx September 25, 2009

faggort

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

pizcut

Verb. Similar to the word concut. Concut is conversation cut off while this acronym stands for piss cut. What piss cut is is, when a person is mad at you for doing something really gay and then says a word or phrase which got cut off. Such as, when person 1 is bothering the crap out of person 2, person 2 says something to make person 1 stop bothering or to react to what person 1 said or did.

Example 1: (reacts to the bother)
PandaBoyx: *pokes adreannie like hell*
Adreannie: CAN YOU --- <-----pizcut
PandaBoyx: uh, you didnt finish your sentence?
Adreannie: *silent*

Example 2: (responds to the bother)
PandaBoyx: wow? ok...why do girls do this pizcut crap? Can you just suck on my sweaty balls god damn. dick dick dick dick.
Adreannie: UGHa (adds a "a" at the end like "OWWah" but "OWWah" is a reaction to when someone pokes someone.)

by pandaboyxxx October 17, 2009

phaggozorf

A commonly used term by gamers, derived from the word "phaggocyte" from biology, combined with "ganondorf". A boy named pandar on AIM accidentally typed "phaggozorf" instead of "phaggozord" (phaggo + zord). Phaggo = fag, but added an "o" to it so it can link to the suffix. So when you combine it all together, its phaggozorf which is being a huge faggot like ganondorf from Legend of Zelda.

EX 1)PandArCigar (12:32:08 AM): you're a fag
PandArCigar (12:32:11 AM): phaggozorf
PandArCigar (12:32:14 AM): phaggozord*
pl0x (12:32:16 AM): is that like
pl0x (12:32:18 AM): ganondorf
pl0x (12:32:20 AM): phaggozorf
PandArCigar (12:32:24 AM): no its not
PandArCigar (12:32:24 AM): LOL
pl0x (12:32:24 AM): LOL
PandArCigar (12:32:29 AM): HAR HAR THARSDAYS lets post it up on UD NOW LOLz0rd

by pandaboyxxx September 23, 2009