adreawong 

noun, referring when someone is confusing the crap out of you. always uses minevs and pulls random crap. most likely a girl who does this. Ways to confuse:

1. says nevermind after saying "i need to tell you something"
2. accuses you of something out of random
3. says something but then later says a bunch of things irrelevant to the topic so it confuses you
4. gives you the stare when you are talking to the person (smiles and just looks at you)
5. greets you by pinching you and greeting, but afterward, walks away or turns away etc...
6. or when you're talking about something the person just ignores you and starts talking about something else.

An ancient panda-philosopher discovered this by meeting a very good friend of his, adreannie wong, she was really good in sports (ex. getting 1st place in badminton, also with her panda philosopher friend) but the great thing was that the she was a really cool and close and good and best and great and super legit friend! she was really cool but now that she has her own urban dictionary word, shes ULTIMATELY cool.

EyiTDrEE(11:18:44 PM): alrights
EyiTDrEE(11:18:49 PM): so u wannna
EyiTDrEE(11:18:51 PM): go to my house
EyiTDrEE(11:18:53 PM): around 3ish?
PandArCig (11:20:01 PM): okay
EyiTDrEE(11:20:06 PM): kk!
EyiTDrEE(11:20:13 PM): or
EyiTDrEE(11:20:14 PM): nvm
EyiTDrEE(11:20:15 PM): mhaha
PandArCig (11:22:33 PM): ..?
EyiTDrEE(11:23:27 PM): nvm haha
PandArCig (11:24:28 PM): nvmm...?
PandArCig (11:24:30 PM): for your house?
EyiTDrEE(11:24:35 PM): NOO u can go
PandArCig (11:24:41 PM): wow imma make a UD named adreawong

adreawong by pandaboyxxx October 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012