paddywack's definitions

Big Bad Wolf

Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.

"That bitch was like the Big Bad Wolf, cause she blew my fucking house in!"

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Championship Prefix

The ability to turn any word in the dictionary into it's most superior form just by adding the word "Championship" in front of it.

Non-awesome: "Water"

Awesome: "Championship Water"

Non-awesome: "Bagels"

Awesome: "Championship Bagels"

"It was not just a good powerpoint presentation, it was a Championship powerpoint presentation!"

As you can see, the Championship Prefix can make anything way more badass than it used to be.

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009