p mammen's definitions

realityville

Where everything is the same old shit such as it normally is during your day to day life back at home.

I am loving this backpacking trip through S.E. Asia. The culture, the sun, the fun. I don't want to go back home to realityville! :(

by p mammen December 11, 2012

lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

by p mammen August 1, 2009

vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012

enlovenedment

Being enlightened with love.

When I was finally able to use my heart to navigate through life I felt I had finally reached enlovenedment.

by p mammen January 24, 2013

masturcrastination

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

by p mammen July 29, 2009

sincation

A vacation full of sin and hedonism.

Dude it was crazy. There were hookers, blow and some serious gambling. It was a real sincation!

by p mammen August 2, 2009

earthmate

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.

We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

by p mammen April 25, 2011