osan's definitions

Biden

v., to defecate, to copulate

adj., a state of wrack and ruin.

"I think I just Bidened my pants."

"That's pretty Bidened up."

"Oh baby... let me put it in... just the tip... I want to Biden you so bad..."

by osan September 10, 2022

foob

A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.

Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.

He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.

by osan May 24, 2022

Krakenhole

Just another world for the anus. We have a crack, and somewhere therein we find a hole. But the spelling plays on the notion of the "Kraken", great and evil monster.

It made me wince to see that poor bastard take it right up his krakenhole.

by osan May 24, 2022

Undead

The human abominations who so pretentiously call themselves "progressive", but who in point of actual fact chose to become soulless automatons and worshippers of every stupidity known to humankind, nearly all of which has been forwarded and advocated by what many call the "left".

Undead refuse to think for themselves, gleefully subscribing to all manner of vileness, while cursing everything that is good between individual human beings.

A mob of the Undead rioted downtown this morning in the wake of the failed referendum on adopting a communist government.

by osan October 30, 2021

Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.

Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.

by osan August 24, 2021

pissywink

A human of impossibly small mind and spirit, weak egoed, self-hating, self-important, drama queef, who is mad at the world, and is exemplified by the so-called and typical "left progressive" of the early twentieth century.

She's just a little pissywink, stomping and carrying on like a toddler to get attention.

by osan March 23, 2021

Woke

Perfect synonym for "stupid".

That guy's shirt says "Stay Woke" - just as well it said "Stay Stupid".

by osan January 16, 2021