osan's definitions
Just another world for the anus. We have a crack, and somewhere therein we find a hole. But the spelling plays on the notion of the "Kraken", great and evil monster.
by osan May 24, 2022
Get the Krakenholemug. A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.
Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.
He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.
He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.
by osan May 24, 2022
Get the foobmug. The willful evasion and repudiation of anything even remotely indicative of intelligence. The active refusal of one to manifest so much as the smallest shred of even the lowest quality intellect. A steadfast rejection of so much as the intelligence of a boiled turnip.
The average and ever-so-ironically named "progressive" displays an untelligent quality so extreme that even the most jaded but otherwise intact adult finds himself appalled at the sight of it.
by osan February 15, 2025
Get the untelligentmug. The will to stupidity. To be "stoopid" is to behave as if you were stupid, but lacking the physical excuses such as brain lesions. It is stupidity by choice, rather than by virtue of circumstances beyond one's control.
by osan January 16, 2021
Get the Stoopidmug. The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.
by osan August 24, 2021
Get the Left-dementedmug. Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.
It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.
Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.
People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.
Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.
People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
by osan January 9, 2020
Get the Pressymug. The feelings of a snowflake with sensitivities and implications of entitlement so extreme as to leave a normal human being in a sense of deep cognitive dissonance, not knowing whether laugh, cry, or just shake their heads in uncomprehending disbelief.
by osan January 9, 2020
Get the Fillingzmug.