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Just another world for the anus. We have a crack, and somewhere therein we find a hole. But the spelling plays on the notion of the "Kraken", great and evil monster.
It made me wince to see that poor bastard take it right up his krakenhole.
by osan May 24, 2022
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Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.

It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.

Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.

People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
by osan January 9, 2020
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The human abominations who so pretentiously call themselves "progressive", but who in point of actual fact chose to become soulless automatons and worshippers of every stupidity known to humankind, nearly all of which has been forwarded and advocated by what many call the "left".

Undead refuse to think for themselves, gleefully subscribing to all manner of vileness, while cursing everything that is good between individual human beings.
A mob of the Undead rioted downtown this morning in the wake of the failed referendum on adopting a communist government.
by osan October 31, 2021
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The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.
Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.
by osan August 24, 2021
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That guy's shirt says "Stay Woke" - just as well it said "Stay Stupid".
by osan January 17, 2021
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A human of impossibly small mind and spirit, weak egoed, self-hating, self-important, drama queef, who is mad at the world, and is exemplified by the so-called and typical "left progressive" of the early twentieth century.
She's just a little pissywink, stomping and carrying on like a toddler to get attention.
by osan March 23, 2021
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A person with either no redeeming qualities within a given context, or no redeeming qualities of which to speak, whatsoever.
Those foobs couldn't write proper software if their lives depended on it.

He's a foob and should be destroyed for mercy's sake.
by osan May 24, 2022
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