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Definitions by osan

That guy's shirt says "Stay Woke" - just as well it said "Stay Stupid".
Woke by osan January 16, 2021
The will to stupidity. To be "stoopid" is to behave as if you were stupid, but lacking the physical excuses such as brain lesions. It is stupidity by choice, rather than by virtue of circumstances beyond one's control.
The stoopid is strong in this one.

She'd be pretty smart, were she not so stoopid.
Stoopid by osan January 16, 2021

Bullshittinous

adj. of, or characterized by or as bullshit.
Their bullshittinous justifications for further restrictions on the rights of free men resulted in the furtherance of tyranny and serfdom.
Bullshittinous by osan May 27, 2020
An absurdly futile act.
Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.
Nump by osan January 25, 2020
The feelings of a snowflake with sensitivities and implications of entitlement so extreme as to leave a normal human being in a sense of deep cognitive dissonance, not knowing whether laugh, cry, or just shake their heads in uncomprehending disbelief.
He was butthurt due to someone touching his fillingz.
Fillingz by osan January 9, 2020

Circuit-jammed 

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.
Circuit-jammed by osan January 9, 2020
Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.

It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.

Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.

People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
Pressy by osan January 9, 2020
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