orion's definitions

Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 6, 2003

sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

by Orion February 26, 2005

Orion

A figure in greek mythology, a hunter of giants, and an avid womanizer. Also a constellation.

Orion was a greek dude.

by Orion March 1, 2004

bovine spongiform encephalitis

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

by Orion December 31, 2004

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 29, 2003

mars rover

a device sent to mars, which will look at rocks and transmit data to earth, looking for signs of water. however, due to lack of planning, the mars rover is regrettably not waterproof.

So, uh, how about that mars rover, eh? That's um, goin to mars?

by Orion January 15, 2004

gunzungus

Exclamation of delight or discovery.

Gunzungus!

by Orion April 28, 2003