oracle's definitions

M6

Longest (and normally busiest) motorway in the UK. Runs between Rugby (where it joins the M1 to London, and the Scottish border near Carlisle. The road continues (under the number M74) to Glasgow.
The road passes through the major industrial conurbations of the West Midlands (Birmingham) and the North West (Liverpool and Manchester).

The West Midland section (previously the busiest stretch of road in Europe, incorporating spaghetti junction) was bypassed in 2003 by the UK's first toll motorway, the M6 toll.

'There's a severe jam on the M6'

by oracle January 28, 2006

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004

corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

by oracle February 5, 2004

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

by oracle March 12, 2004

sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

by oracle March 12, 2004

bjt

Fictional device invented to confuse electronics students.

Lawrence: This is how to bias a BJT blah...
Students: -Yawn-

by oracle March 12, 2004