lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.
by oracle February 06, 2004
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Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.
"Shes a bit Polesworth"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.
"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"
by oracle August 20, 2004
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call ruth

To throw up, puke. From the "RUUUUUTTTHHHH" noise involved.
"He drank 13 pints of cider then went to call ruth"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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martin short

My new jags absolutely Martin Short
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congestion charge

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
by oracle April 12, 2006
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routemaster

Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.
"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"
by oracle March 12, 2004
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