114 definitions by oracle

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 13, 2004

DVLA

The UK Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, based in Swansea.
Eqiv. to the U.S DMV.
Orginisation responsible for vehicle registrations, driving licenses, etc etc.

I'm still waiting to get my driving license back from the DVLA

by oracle February 28, 2006

trap

To leave suddenly or without announcement, flee. Useful as hurried exclamation to others.

Situations in which you would trap:
1: Looking out of a window and seeing an aircraft heading towards you.
2: Arriving at a party to find that it is full of geezers all wearing stripy shirts and trying to pull to only bird present.

1: "TRAP!!!!"
2: "Think im gonna trap soon"

by oracle August 20, 2004

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 6, 2004

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004

l-plate

1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".

1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate

by oracle February 6, 2004

rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

by oracle March 13, 2004