by online handle September 05, 2006
Get the one handed fumblemug. a terrible "sitcom" on hbo about a fat slob and his family. lucky louie claims to be taped infront of a live audience but it's obvious that a laugh track is used because no one on this planet could laugh at the shows lame, contrived and altogether boring and unfunny "jokes"
by online handle August 29, 2006
Get the lucky louiemug. by online handle August 28, 2006
Get the wendysmug. a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.
by online handle August 28, 2006
Get the white castlemug. the bible is violent as fuck, if the bible were a movie and god wasn't willing to make any cuts the mpaa would deem it violent enough to get an nc-17 rating, the bible would only play in certain art house theaters and only gross a small amount of money, upon the bibles release on dvd the bible would not be available at walmart, best buy, blockbuster and many other retailers, the bible would not be shown on cable often. the bible would soon be forgotten about as most nc-17 rated films are.
the bible is also the best selling book ever made. it contains more sex and violence then any book ever written. people known as catholics want for you to read this graphicly violent and sexually explicit account of supposed real life events so badly, that they will give you a copy for free at any church.
the bible is also the best selling book ever made. it contains more sex and violence then any book ever written. people known as catholics want for you to read this graphicly violent and sexually explicit account of supposed real life events so badly, that they will give you a copy for free at any church.
by online handle August 29, 2006
Get the the biblemug. what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.
guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
by online handle September 25, 2006
Get the paintballmug. Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.
accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door
by online handle September 18, 2006
Get the accostcomug.