onehandcrabbing's definitions

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

Whatasmell

The odor that lingers in a room or car and sometimes on a person for several hours after a whataburger has been consumed.

Non-Texan: Whoa, what's that stink?!

Texan: Whatasmell. Someone's been chowing on Whataburger.

by onehandcrabbing November 13, 2012

Luger

1. Someone who dons a helmet and colored body condom and slides down a slippery chute as fast as possible on a sled.

2. Someone who competes in the luge.

"What kind of athlete are you?"

"I am a luger."

"Yes, yes you are."

by onehandcrabbing April 4, 2013

Fartyr

A person who willingly takes the blame for a fart when it wasn't theirs, especially to protect the true farter from suffering unbearable embarrassment.

I was with Julie at her swearing in ceremony when she ripped a thunderclap. I quickly became a fartyr for her!

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2012

New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Poople

People who smell like shit.

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

Easter

Spanish word meaning: Mexicans to the park!

Wow, the park is full of Mexicans. It must be easter.

by onehandcrabbing January 17, 2012