Urban Dictionary: Definitions by onehandcrabbing

toothole

A hilarious and acceptable way for kids to call other kids assholes.

Dad, Paisley said she wasn't going to be my friend anymore.

Call her a toothole.

Haha. That sounds funny. Ok, daddy.

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I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

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There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

Poople by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

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A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

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When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.

Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.

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Similar to MILF, SMILE is an acronym for Sex Muffin I'd Like to Eat.

That woman has an amazing SMILE.

No doubt. She looks delicious.

SMILE by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013

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Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

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