Haunted Hoose

A Canadian haunted house, eh.

There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

iPlaid

The tartan of Apple Computer.

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.

by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012

Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing April 28, 2012

Felix Baumgardner

The boy who jumped... and lived.

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.

There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.

by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"

After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.

by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012

Hotter than Hades

A typical if not overused description of Texas in the summertime.

Texan: Dadgum! It's hotter than Hades out here.

by onehandcrabbing November 11, 2012