Definitions by onebadasp

Mead 

Nectar of the Gods! The Norse God Odin's favorite drink. Mead predates both wine, beer, liqueur and all distilled beverages; it is in a class of it’s own. It's made from fermented honey, water and yeast. It can be light or rich, sweet or dry, or even sparkling. It may be flavored with herbs, spices and flowers.

It is not a wine as it does not contain grapes, and white wines flavored with honey are just cheap imitations of the real thing and often have much lower alcohol content then real mead. Genuine mead is smooth and highly intoxicating.

I was very dissapointed that the bar was serving honey-flavored white wine as mead.

Mead by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Happy Uppers 

Drugs taken to make one high, usually in the form of pills such as OxyCotin.

To be hopped up on happy uppers is to not have a care in the world.

Happy Uppers by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

White Power 

1. The title of a book written in 1967 by George Lincoln Rockwell, the founder of the American Nazi Party. This is where the term originated.

2. A political battle cry used by White Nationalists and White Supremacists.

1. The book White Power promotes American National Socialism.

2. Both Klansmen and Skinheads use "white power" to rally crowds of people.

White Power by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Asp 

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

Asp by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Thor

The working man's God; very popular in ancient times and is still worshiped today by many Heathens and Pagans. Whereas Odin rewards intellect, Thor rewards hard work. He is often pictured as a mighty viking with a red-beard. His father is Odin and his wife's name is Sif.

Thor sends lighting, thunder and life-giving rain. He has always been a strong protector of His folk and gives gifts freely to his friends. He has a liking for farms, fields, forests, mountains and rivers. Thor has a hearty and often times bawdy sense of humor. He likes drinking, feasting, storytelling, and good company.

His favorite weapon is His mighty hammer, Mjolnir. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to Hid hand. In both ancient times and modern times alike those who worship Him wear a Thor's Hammer about their necks as a sign of their dedication.

We even have a day of the week named in Thor's honor, Thursday.

Thor is perhaps, one of the most friendly and easy to commuciate with Gods. He always answers prayers and doesn't make you guess weather or not he heard you. When I pray, I pray to Thor.

Thor by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Viper 

1. A venomous snake having a single pair of long, hollow venom conducting fangs and a thick, heavy body. There are about 200 species of viper in the world. They eat small animals and hunt by striking, then trailing their prey. Most are terrestrial, and a few are arboreal.

2. A person regarded as malicious and treacherous.

3. The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. See Dodge Viper.

1. "If a viper lives in your room and you wish to have a peaceful sleep, you must first chase it out." — Buddha

2. Terra was a viper, always spreading malicious gossip and backstabbing her so-called friends.

3. The Dodge Viper was THE sports car of the 90's!

Viper by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Hippie Nazi 

A person who wears jack boots but wears flowers in their hair. A member of the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party.

An oxymoron because there really is no such thing ideologically speaking. Almost everything Hippies stand for, Nazis are against and vice versa. And being German does not a Nazi make.

Kristina was called a hippie nazi because she believed in conserving the environment as well as the White Race.

Hippie Nazi by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006