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Aesir

"The Gods". The highest of the divine clans in Asatru and Norse Mythology; primarily, though not solely, deities of valor and protection.
Odin is the ruler of the Aesir.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Dodge Viper

The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. All Vipers have a V10 engine, are 6 speed manuals, and are two seaters; and all Vipers are known for their head turning curves.

There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.

Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
One Bad Asp is the lisence plate on my Dodge Viper.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
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Black Hash

Black hash is opium mixed with hashish.
If you eat browies made with black hash, you will feel like you're on a mild LSD trip.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Duplicity

Trickery; two-facedness; purposeful deceptiveness.
"His duplicity knows no bounds."
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
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Cast an eyeball

To cast an eyeball means to look at.
Daisy was really hopping that Tom would cast an eyeball her way.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Para

1. A state in nothern Brazil mostly covered with rainforest.

2. A unit of Serbian or Yugoslavian currency. The word means money in this context.

3. Ancient Finnish household spirits who appear in the shape of a cat, snake, hare, or frog. Typically mischievous, stealing things and moving them around.

4. Also para is a affix meaning beyond, near to, or simular to; such as paranormal, parakeet, or paratroopers.
1. Pará has a territory covered mostly by jungle, covering a vast area of the Amazon Rainforest.

2. A para is one hundredth of a dinar.

3. The para stole my apple pie!

4. Peter is a paranormal parakeet paratrooper!
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Get a wiggle

To get a wiggle is to get a move on; get going.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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