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by omg i am wtf uber November 5, 2006
Get the backdoor shenanigans mug.The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.
Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"
by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006
Get the ur dad mug.phully sick basically explains iteself really. often used by the australian-lebanese community to describe things which are fully sick (awesome, great, excellent etc).
oh my god u leb, those are some phully sick rims on ur new honda civic turbo... oh my god u leb, turn that music down aye bro, the subwoofer is giving me a phully sick headache.
by omg i am wtf uber October 29, 2006
Get the phully sick mug.Go deep relates to a number of things, mainly sexually orientated. It may be used in the following sexual contexts:
Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity.
Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood.
In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!).
Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity.
Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood.
In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!).
>>> Sean: "Oh Trent, GO DEEP!"
Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines"
Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger."
>>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!"
Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately
Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck"
>>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby"
Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!"
Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines"
Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger."
>>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!"
Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately
Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck"
>>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby"
Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 16, 2007
Get the go deep mug.A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.
Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.
Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.
A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.
Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.
A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"
>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"
>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"
>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"
>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"
>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"
>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"
>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"
>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"
>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
Get the nasal spray mug.To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.
>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2007
Get the slotted mug.A money roll is when you withdraw a large sum of money from your bank account (i.e. $10,000 or more) and spread the cash out over your bed. You then roll and play in the money, rubbing it over your body and throwing it in the air.
Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
>>> Will: haha i do money rolls all the time man... theres nothing that satisfies a man more that rolling in his own wealth.
>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
by omg i am wtf uber August 15, 2007
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