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dumbelldores

Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"
by omg i am wtf uber May 16, 2007
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flea

A flea is someone who is annoying and wont go away. Like a flea to a dog, such a person will continue their ways, unswayed by what you say.
>> Beat it, flea.
>> Trent you are a flea, beat it!
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
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msn madness minute

The msn madness minute is a very amusing, annoying (for the recipients) game for two or more msn users.

It is initiated by a 2-3 person conversation whereby each person adds every online contact they have, creating one mega-convo. This is followed by fast, erratic postings of words in capitals such as 'PENIS' and 'DILDO' and 'MMM COCK' and 'FUCK SHIT CUNT' etc... and often includes adding pornographic images and moving emoticons to spam and disgust the added people.

It is called the msn madness minute, because almost every time either all the people will leave (the online people anyway) or msn will crash and burn due to the insane ammount of people added to one convo.

The glory that is the msn madness minute is reinforced by the fact that it is not able to determine who started it, as well as which people added who, but one can summise that the person yelling 'DICKS AND TITTIES' probably had something to do with it (although some people who have been added give there two-cents worth!).

One last idea for the madness minute is of course to pretend you are someone else by changing your display name. In a conversation that might be 40 people strong, saying 'look guys, ive added you all to give you some really important information --- im gay'. The stupid fucks that believe you will no doubt spread this and hopefully the real person has to deal with it (LOL).
>> Craig: mmm fuck im bored... msn is getting pretty shit

John: fuck oath man... oi lets msn madness minute this shit... just go all out with the vulgarity

Craig: kk... add those mother fuckers

and the msn madness minute begins
by omg i am wtf uber June 16, 2007
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rice beater

A rice beater is an imported car (usually from japan) which usually has only 4 cylinders and possibly a turbo to make it slightly quicker. The origin of the word comes due to the fact that: a) asians eat rice, b) the car is economical on fuel and c) although not tested, most believe the car itself could run solely on rice. In recent years, Australia has seen a massive increase in popularity of the rice beater, due to there cheap purchase price, ability to modify, and there reasonable power output.
Man I went for a cruise down to the goldie yesterday and there were so many rice beaters on the highway. Why dont those stains get a real mans car like a clubsport or a XR8.
by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006
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go deep

Go deep relates to a number of things, mainly sexually orientated. It may be used in the following sexual contexts:

Using a raised voice - GO DEEEP! - when the vagina is propped up and ready for insertion. This catch phrase is often helpful for increasing focus for the task at hand. The penis is inserted at a medium pace, ensuring full length penetration. The first stroke often sets the mood for the remainder of the session, so it is cruicial to maintain direction and speed, and ensure maximum depth into the vaginal cavity.

Alternatively, the partner (or receiver) may request the giver to 'go deep', which following guidelines of the first context, also sets a great mood.

In a baby making context. To go deep is to ensure the ejaculate from the male testes is deposited as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures the semen has the least distance to travel through the cervix, as the spermicide contained within the vaginal walls battles with the foreign invaders (similar to the asian invasion occuring in Australia... you know who you are!).
>>> Sean: "Oh Trent, GO DEEP!"

Trent: inserts penis into anal cavity "Oh yeah Seanny baby... my cocks so deep, i can feel your intestines"

Sean: "Your not that large baby. I mean, ive taken bigger."

>>> Dave: "GO DEEEP!"

Dave: inserts penis into Nancy's vagina acurately

Nancy: "Oh yeah... this will be an intense fuck"

>>> Rose: "make sure you go deep this time, im sick of fucking you to make a baby"

Barry: "alright im gonna cum... its in as far as it goes... OHHHH OHHHH!! ahhhhh yeah!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 16, 2007
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phully sick

phully sick basically explains iteself really. often used by the australian-lebanese community to describe things which are fully sick (awesome, great, excellent etc).
oh my god u leb, those are some phully sick rims on ur new honda civic turbo... oh my god u leb, turn that music down aye bro, the subwoofer is giving me a phully sick headache.
by omg i am wtf uber October 29, 2006
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slotted

To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.
>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.

>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2007
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