oibeachnc's definitions

aeropostale

"I love my daddy". These shirts are popular with teens and their wardrobe usually also has Hollister shirts which means "I love my mommy"

Girl: "Of course I think the world of my dad, can't you see my aeropostale shirt ? "

by oibeachnc October 29, 2008

hollister

"I Love My Mommy"
These hollister shirts are usually also worn by the same people who wear Aeropostale ("I Love My Daddy") shirts.

Dude, that girl loves both her parents cause she's got that Hollister shirt on today and she had the Aeropostale shirt on yesterday.

by oibeachnc October 27, 2008

Aéropostale

"I Love My Daddy"
My daughters wear these shirts and when I asked them what it means they have no idea. As their father I thought it important that I should understand what it means since they wear so many of these shirts so I looked it up online and found no meaningful definition. Since so many people wear these clothes and they look nice the word should have a meaningful definition so I've created one. From now on, Aéropostale now means "I Love My Daddy".

I know my daughters love me because they are always wearing their Aéropostale shirts.

by oibeachnc October 22, 2008

mouth turd

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.

Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.

by oibeachnc June 15, 2009

hollister

"I love my mommy". This is also on a popular shirt worn by teens and their wardrobe usually also includes aeropostale shirts which mean "I love my daddy"

Dude: "My mom's the greatest so I show everyone by wearing my Hollister shirt often."

by oibeachnc October 29, 2008

YikYak RoadTrip

Driving somewhere specifically for the purpose of posting Yaks in that geographical area. This is typically motivated after having used the Peek feature to read Yaks in another geographical area and being unable to respond to those Yaks from your current location.

Dude1: Dude, did you see those Yaks from that girl in the next town over?
Dude2: Yeah man, I want to respond with my SnapChat id but I can't from here.
Dude1: Time for a YikYak RoadTrip !!!!

by oibeachnc December 23, 2014

pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

by oibeachnc December 15, 2008