hell

the place where our nation is currently headed.

under the current leadership, our country is going to hell in a handbasket.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 02, 2005

pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 26, 2005

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 07, 2005

sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.

1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.

by oddkin May 18, 2016

assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

by oddkin February 17, 2005