od smith's definitions

pop metal

Where all the heart, soul and any level of intellectualism is gutted from the genre for poseur bands with their fake emotion, all neatly packaged in a three minute MTV video that does absolutly nothing except patronise fans of genuine metal. Usually comes added with a crossover at some point with an overrated rapper that appears on everyone's albums - apart from other rappers, who despise them for being commercialised crap with no worth whatsoever.

Linkin Park - with or whithout Jay-Z.

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Ketamine

A, frankly, boring drug that you have to snort in enormous amounts to get into a k hole, but more often than not you'll sneeze after a couple of nostrils full and revert back to normal, feeling ripped off.

Besides, who the hell first thought that it would be a good idea to snort animal tranquilisers in the first place?!? There's a place for special k, and it's Battersea Dogs' Home.

I think we need to take Lassie to the vet.
I think we need to get monged at the vet.
I think we should let Lassie get monged at the vet.

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

by OD Smith March 15, 2005

the matrix

1. A hugely overrated film, with two sequels that even the die-hards couldn't love - even if they did when they watched the trailer.

2. The only computer game less interactive than Myst.

3. Proof positive people want to add non-meanings and subtext to whatever film they like in order to sound intelligent, despite watching an exceedingly dumb film 20,000 times.

Just do a Google search...

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

nicky hilton

The better looking, non-irritating and far less overexposed sister of Paris Hilton.

Actually, I find Nicky Hilton to be better looking than Paris, and not so bloody irritating.

by OD Smith February 23, 2005

Arctic Junkies

Overly defensive (and scarily so) acolytes at the altar of that grating, banal band that we're told we must like on pain of death, The Arctic Monkeys.

"You're an idiot because you don't like The Arctic Monkeys, and I say so as a fan of The Arctic Monkeys so therefore I'm right", and other such bilge from the mouths/keyboards of Arctic Junkies.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007

pete doherty

Purveyor of bland, same-old same-old indie crap that isn't particularly memorable, but it's OK! He's more famous for being a drugged-up wannabe burglar.

Can anyone actually hum a single Libertines tune?

by OD Smith March 23, 2005