octopod's definitions

Robin Hood

Middle school pastime of pulling out the back of a girl's bra and yelling "Robin Hood!"

He did a Robin Hood at the wrong time and ended up in the Principal's office.

by octopod November 24, 2003

point of order

Fifties talk for "bullshit!"

"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

acoustic

Real, not artificial; technologically and stylistically simple, like acoustic vs. electric guitar music.

This hand-made wood furniture is really acoustic.

by octopod November 12, 2003

house of ill fame

Whorehouse, brothel, bordello, house of ill reute, cathouse.

Ken Starr thought Clinton turned the White House into a house of ill fame.

by octopod November 19, 2003

snot rag

handkerchief; tissue; kleenex

Throw that filthy snot rag in the trash, piggo!

by Octopod November 6, 2003