Definitions by octopod

Chinaman's chance 

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

Chinaman's chance by octopod March 4, 2004

a song 

Unreasonably or unexpectedly inexpensive.

I was at the swap meet and I bought this dog with a bobbly head for my dashboard for a song.

a song by octopod March 4, 2004

briss 

Ritual, ceremonial circumcision. Yiddish pronunciation of "berith" = "covenant."

3 men fainted at the last briss I went to.

briss by octopod March 4, 2004

stuffed shirt 

A wealthy, self-important, overly formal type; a fellow with a stick up his arse. A pompous ass.

"Have your heard? Cholmondely is in love with a horse!"
"Do tell! Is it a mare or a stallion?"
"Oh, a mare, of course. Nothing queer about Cholmondely!"

stuffed shirt by octopod February 24, 2004

popery

Old fashioned pejorative term for Catholicism, still in use in Northern Ireland.

"No Popery!" screamed the Rev. Paisley.

popery by octopod February 18, 2004

flash 

Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.

I was looking for flash of a shark.

flash by octopod February 18, 2004

heartbreak 

1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.

1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.

heartbreak by octopod February 18, 2004