panties in a knot

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

by Octopod November 08, 2003

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 08, 2003

around

In-word for "about" among certain new-age Bolsheviks.

The collective decided to organize around animal rights.

by octopod November 30, 2003

shtick

A bit from a comedy or other showbiz routine; by extension, any person's idiosyncratic performance. From Yiddish "shtick" = Ger. "stuck", meaning "piece."

I asked him for me $20 back, and he went into his usual shtick -- something about losing at pinochle.

by octopod January 23, 2004

dumb as a rock

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

by Octopod November 08, 2003

cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

by octopod June 13, 2004

Sweet Potato Queens

A purportedly humorous cult of Southern women given to vulgar displays at local agrarian parades.

She became a complete Sweet Potato Queens groupie, and soon after lost her reason.

by octopod November 06, 2003