up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

America's sweetheart

Tonya Harding.

Tonya Harding is America's sweetheart

by octopod June 29, 2004

Bushie

Follower or associate of Pres. G. W. Bush

The Bushies aren't happy with the news from Iraq, but they like the economic figures.

by octopod November 09, 2003

pigfucker

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

by octopod December 02, 2003

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 27, 2006

mons veneris

The "Mound of Venus" or vulva.

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.

by octopod January 16, 2004

Yeah, right

Sarcastic agreement, meant to convey disagreement.

"John Kerry is a statesman."
"Yeah, right!"

by octopod May 30, 2004