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Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

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Exit-level

Something that is the opposite of "entry-level." Seen used to describe a band or musician, relative to other bands in the same genre; to poke fun at trendy kids who constantly need to remind everyone how obscure their musical tastes are.

So, today I was totally listening to this one instrumental-avant-garde-progressive-post-metal band. You've probably never heard about them though, they are so.. exit-level.

by o ReVelatioN o July 21, 2010

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mislike

Accidentally clicking 'like' on something on facebook such as a status in the news feed. The primary cause for mislikes are touchscreen devices such as the iPod Touch. This occurrence can range in seriousness depending on the nature of the item and / or the person who posted it.

Girl: "Why did you like my status that has nothing to do with you? Wait a second, who are you anyways???
Guy: "Oh shit, sorry. I misliked it while I was scrolling through my news feed on my iPod. Damn you fat fingers!"

by o ReVelatioN o November 12, 2010

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Butt troll

One who's conception is the result of an accidental leakage and transfer of semen from the soon-to-be mother's anus to her vagina. Assuming the feces covered sperm reach an egg cell and successfully fertilize said cell, the outcome will be a rather poor excuse for a human child. This child (Butt Troll) will be forever ridden with terrible hygiene and an uncommonly low level of intelligence.

Brittany's parents should have paid a little more attention to their post-anal-sex clean up process. That girl is smelling up this entire building. I guess I wouldn't expect much else from a Butt Troll though.

by o ReVelatioN o May 13, 2010

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