down the tubes

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020
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works

Needles and syringes in drug users parlance
I need to get some clean works from the needle exchange

He left his works lying around so his mum found out he was a junkie
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docker's nod

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod
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Clackers

teeth or false teeth
He left his false clackers in a glass by his bed every night

she got her clackers seen to by the dentist
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Creaking

That place is creaking it should be pulled down

This jumper is creaking. It's seen better days
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out of your tree

you were completely out of your tree the other night, when you smashed up your place
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2Tin

Shorthand for Tooting, place in south west London. How it's written online
I grew up in 2Tin, Sarf West London
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