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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most shittiest, overrated song of all time. Stop hopping Kurt's dick, you stupid MTV kids. The truth is that Nirvana were an underground pop punk band (not "grunge" - there's no such thing as grunge.) that accidentally made it into the mainstream because MTV overrated Smells Like Teen Spirit, their most poppiest song.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks."

by not found [Error 404] July 6, 2007

Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.

"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me

by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008

Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

2008

A pretty dull year for me overall. Atleast some of the mainstream music from this year was actually pretty good. MGMT and Vampire Weekend, anyone?

I couldn't care much for 2008. We need a good year again like 2004.

by not found [Error 404] December 28, 2008

18 Scorpio

A sun-like star that is located about 45 light years away from our sun in the constellation Scorpio. It is, in fact, according to NASA, the star that is most similar to our sun in size, heat, and age compared to other stars in our stellar neighborhood.

18 Scorpio has become one of the top 100 target stars for NASA's planned Terrestrial Planet Finder.

by not found [Error 404] April 1, 2009

America

The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck jesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck soccer moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.

Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.

by not found [Error 404] April 12, 2009

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009