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gamer

A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.
If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.
by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009
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Dickriding Buttjockey

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.
Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey
by not found [Error 404] March 2, 2009
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Society is a Hole

It makes me lie to my friends...
by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008
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Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.
"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me
by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008
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Seth MacFarlane

The very bland, very unfunny, very unoriginal creator of Family Guy that Fox chose to bring back for another season instead of Futurama. (aka the LESS retarded more original and actually FUNNY show.)
*Making an episode of Family Guy*

Seth MacFarlane: Geez, guys. I'm running out of ideas for Family Guy.

Executive Producer: Hmm. Well maybe we can steal a scene from The Simpsons, then change it up a little bit so people will think it's original, like we always do!

Seth MacFarlane: Great idea!


Seth MacFarlane: Oh, and let's just stick another joke about Tom Cruise being gay in there like we did a million times already, even though South Park did it first. Or maybe make another joke about how Meg sucks.

Executive Producer: Hahahaha! That's hilarious! Yeah, okay, they'll think that's funny, too. Because jokes repeated over and over and over again are ALWAYS funny, right?
by not found [Error 404] January 17, 2009
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Entercom

Entercom Communications:

An American radio station group, kind of like Clear Channel, but less worse. They like to buy indepedently ran radio stations then once they take control of the station they immediately flip to some sell out format.
"What the fuck? Why is 96.5 playing Mainstream Hip Hop instead of Indie Rock Alternative? Looks like Entercom just bought out another independent radio station! Fuck you, Entercom!"
by not found [Error 404] January 25, 2009
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Afghanistan

The country the United States was supposed to invade instead of Iraq.
Why in the hell did we wage war on Iraq, when it was Al Qaeda (Afghanistan) that attacked us on 9/11?
by not found [Error 404] February 7, 2009
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