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Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.

Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010

9/11

Quite possibly one of the most overrated events that ever happened. For some reason the U.S. government and media make it out to be some huge catastrophe that claimed millions of lives worldwide when in reality only about 3,000 people died; mostly Americans. (Not a very big number especially for a populous country like America. That's like all of the citizens of a small town in America being wiped out by some natural disaster.)

The 2004 tsunami that struck Thailand was a natural disaster that claimed 229,866 lives and Hurricane Katrina claimed 1,836 lives with 705 still missing and presumed dead.

9/11 is overrated and made out to be a bigger deal than it actually was.

by not found [Error 404] May 5, 2009

Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

by not found [Error 404] October 7, 2007

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

Seth MacFarlane

1.The talentless creator of the tasteless, humorless "comedy" shows Family Guy and American Dad. See: one laugh wonder

2.An overly-self indulgent asshole.

1.Seth MacFarlane has to steal from The Simpsons to make his own comedy shows seem funny.

2.Why does Seth MacFarlane treat his fans like crap? Doesn't he realize his so called "comedy" shows suck?

by not found [Error 404] December 25, 2008

bland

Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.

by not found [Error 404] March 12, 2009