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Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.

Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010

Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.

"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me

by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

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by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

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YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED

THAT'S FUNNY

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by not found [Error 404] July 22, 2009

Kathy Griffin

ugly and unfunny redheaded bitch who thinks she's funny but she's not. she is so damn obnoxious omg i want to strangle her.

i hate that stupid kathy griffin GOD DAMN

by not found [Error 404] June 26, 2009

Seth MacFarlane

Untalented cartoonist douchebag creator of Family Guy. Also the other show named American Dad. (Which is basically another Family Guy with slight alterations)

Extremely untalented cartoonist known for milking out the same lame jokes in his cartoons.

Seth MacFarlane is not funny.

by not found [Error 404] May 6, 2009