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philistine

A smugly ignorant person with no appreciation of intellectual or artistic matters.

The creationist christian VenomFangX on Youtube is a great example of a philistine.

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2009

bland

Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

Most mainstream music is considered "bland" by hipsters.

by not found [Error 404] March 12, 2009

Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.

Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010

Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.

"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me

by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010

Seth MacFarlane

1.The talentless creator of the tasteless, humorless "comedy" shows Family Guy and American Dad. See: one laugh wonder

2.An overly-self indulgent asshole.

1.Seth MacFarlane has to steal from The Simpsons to make his own comedy shows seem funny.

2.Why does Seth MacFarlane treat his fans like crap? Doesn't he realize his so called "comedy" shows suck?

by not found [Error 404] December 25, 2008