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religion

A belief that sets rules on how to live ones' life, and often causes intolerance to diversity. If you follow it, you are wasting your time.
Religion is the opiate of the masses; This is nothing but the truth. People need to wise up and stop living in their hopeless phantasms of so called "faith". The Bible, along with all these other religious texts (qur'an, torah etc.) are nothing more than fairytale storybooks that have yet to be proven and I truly pity those who base their whole lives around it.
by not found [Error 404] August 13, 2007
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Mr. Bungle

A superb avant-garde experimental rock band fronted by former Faith No More vocalist Mike Patton. Members include guitarist Trey Spruance, bassist Trevor Dunn, drummer Danny Heifetz, and saxophonist Bar McKinnon.

The band has released many demo tapes (Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny, Bowel of Chiley, Goddamnit I Love America and many more.) 3 albums (Mr. Bungle, Disco Volante, California.) with California being the most accessible.
And for all you morons who dislike Bungle just because the Patton and Kiedis feud (I know there are some out there who don't like this band because of that incident.), let me tell you all something.

Mr. Bungle OWN the Red Hot Chili Peppers, bar none. Anthony Kiedis is a titty baby who cannot deal with people toying with his ego, so he has to go and screw things up like the selfish asshole he is if he doesn't get his way. Bungle are way more talented than the Peppers, both musically and lyrically. Bungle are better at their instruments than the Peppers, both at skill and sound. The Peppers may be better known, but that doesn't change the fact that Mr. Bungle are way more talented. Bungle absolutely CRUSH the Peppers in comparison.
by not found [Error 404] July 23, 2007
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Ministry

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.
Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.
by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010
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Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.
Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.
by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010
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Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.
MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.
by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007
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Nick Drake

Overrated and incredibly dull folk rock singer that hipsters just love.
"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me
by not found [Error 404] October 8, 2008
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most shittiest, overrated song of all time. Stop hopping Kurt's dick, you stupid MTV kids. The truth is that Nirvana were an underground pop punk band (not "grunge" - there's no such thing as grunge.) that accidentally made it into the mainstream because MTV overrated Smells Like Teen Spirit, their most poppiest song.
by not found [Error 404] July 6, 2007
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