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A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other words for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Ronald Reagan, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, etc.
President Ronald Reagan was the king of all pinocchios.
by not found [Error 404] January 10, 2009

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A belief that sets rules on how to live ones' life, and often causes intolerance to diversity. If you follow it, you are wasting your time.
Religion is the opiate of the masses; This is nothing but the truth. People need to wise up and stop living in their hopeless phantasms of so called "faith". The Bible, along with all these other religious texts (qur'an, torah etc.) are nothing more than fairytale storybooks that have yet to be proven and I truly pity those who base their whole lives around it.
by not found [Error 404] August 10, 2007

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The greatest con of all time, starring everyone's favorite hippie and con man, Jeebus Christ. (Hehe.)
What is the point of having a Religion, when you cannot prove that the religion's story itself is true?

You know how they say that in the USA, supposedly 80% of the population are christian? That is nothing other than propaganda generated by the church to alienate the minorities that live there; to allow minorities to feel out of place and conform to their religious philosophy. It's really about 50-something percent of christians that live in the USA, and some of the so called "christians" don't even go to church.

One question I want theistic religious people to answer: if newborn babies die, do they still get let into heaven, even though babies have no beliefs?

Well?...
by not found [Error 404] May 07, 2007

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omg he's so damned gangsta cause he waz lyk so kuel kuz he b gangsta n all that shiz
50 cent - lyk omg he so gangsta NIGGaZ!!!!!!!!!11
by not found [Error 404] July 29, 2009

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The third full length album by The Cure, released in 1981. It is widely considered by fans to be the bands' magnum opus.
"Faith is my favorite album by The Cure, and Robert Smith, Simon Gallup and Lol Tolhurst are all geniuses."
by not found [Error 404] December 19, 2008

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The guy who murdered Anna Nicole Smith and got away with it.
Howard K. Stern is a money grubbing scumbag!!
by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2009

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It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­
Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.
by not found [Error 404] April 29, 2007

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