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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most shittiest, overrated song of all time. Stop hopping Kurt's dick, you stupid MTV kids. The truth is that Nirvana were an underground pop punk band (not "grunge" - there's no such thing as grunge.) that accidentally made it into the mainstream because MTV overrated Smells Like Teen Spirit, their most poppiest song.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks."

by not found [Error 404] July 6, 2007

Morbid

The first metal band that Per Yngve Ohlin (aka "Dead") was in before joining Mayhem.

Morbid fucking rule, and December Moon is one of the best black metal demos out there. Too bad Dead committed suicide.

by not found [Error 404] May 15, 2010

Family Guy

Family guy sucks and seth macfarlane is an asshole. i had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin dick i ever met. he wouldnt even mantain eye contact. he was also being a jerk to the wait staff.

family guy sucks it's not funny anymore and the creator seth macfarlane is a total asshole.

by not found [Error 404] July 22, 2009

Ronald Reagan

Someone who plays the role of a nice old man but is secretly hateful and prejudiced.

Ronald Reagan was good at manipulating the American public by putting on a fake "nice old man" persona. And the gullible American majority believed it was his true personality. But in truth Ronald Reagan was a very dark man who supported many evil things.

The day of Ronald Reagan's death was one of the greatest days in history for humanity.

by not found [Error 404] February 19, 2009

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007

Exodus

I was on a metal forum and made a topic asking people for music recommendations.. I mentioned that I love great bands like new Metallica, new Megadeth, Staind, Linkin Park, Atreyu, etc. Everyone was flaming me! and told me to stop being brainwashed by MTV! I laughed and told them that they were crazy because I have great taste in music.

Some dude called me a "noob" and told me to check out this Exodus band for tr00 metal. I listened to this "Fabulous Disaster" album on YouTube and I was disgusted.. Horrible Disaster is more like it!! it was SO bad!! It's just constant blast beats over crappy vocals, it's nothing special at all. For great metal albums listen to "St Anger", "Risk" or "Break The Cycle". See: poo poo band

by not found [Error 404] August 3, 2009

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.

Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007