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America

A sad nation filled with ignorance, fear, corruption, prejudice, and organized bullshit religion. America has been turned into a fascist theocracy.
Those stupid fucking Christians, they took over America and ruined it.
by not found [Error 404] May 12, 2007
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gamer

A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.
If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.
by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009
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religion

A belief that sets rules on how to live ones' life, and often causes intolerance to diversity. If you follow it, you are wasting your time.
Religion is the opiate of the masses; This is nothing but the truth. People need to wise up and stop living in their hopeless phantasms of so called "faith". The Bible, along with all these other religious texts (qur'an, torah etc.) are nothing more than fairytale storybooks that have yet to be proven and I truly pity those who base their whole lives around it.
by not found [Error 404] August 13, 2007
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christian

The majority of Americans.

*sigh* Such a pathetic country I live in...
That christian american was giving me shit because I said I didn't believe in his god.
by not found [Error 404] March 30, 2009
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Helmet

A fairly decent Groove metal band started in the New York City underground music scene in 1989. Fronted by lead guitarist and vocalist Page Hamilton. Original members include Henry Bogdan on bass, John Stanier on drums, and Peter Mengede on rhythm guitar. Broke up in 1998 but reformed in 2003 with new members.
Well, yes...I like the original Helmet; but not the watered down, newly reformed so called "Helmet" that plays crappy Alternative rock instead of Heavy metal.
by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007
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Entercom

Entercom Communications:

An American radio station group, kind of like Clear Channel, but less worse. They like to buy indepedently ran radio stations then once they take control of the station they immediately flip to some sell out format.
"What the fuck? Why is 96.5 playing Mainstream Hip Hop instead of Indie Rock Alternative? Looks like Entercom just bought out another independent radio station! Fuck you, Entercom!"
by not found [Error 404] January 25, 2009
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50 Cent

lyk omg he's so gangsta!!!
50 cent was lyk so kuel kuz he b rappin bout da hoodz n he gots shot 50 tymes that makes him equalzzzzz the hardXXXXcore gangsta YO!!!!!!!!11
by not found [Error 404] July 18, 2009
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