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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007

Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver with a very, very funny name.

What kind of parents would name their son Dick Trickle??? ROFL!!!

by not found [Error 404] April 28, 2008

Wellbutrin

The antidepressant that I'm currently taking. It doesn't do jack shit for me, though. It just kills my personality and makes me apathetic.

Wellbutrin doesn't work.

by not found [Error 404] June 3, 2009

America

The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck jesus freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck soccer moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.

Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.

by not found [Error 404] April 12, 2009

Kurt Busch

Complete douchebag, NASCAR driver for the #2 Miller Lite Dodge for lame ass Penske Racing, no racing talent whatsoever. He acts all nice on camera but in person he's a total cocksucker. This guy is a big fake.

"Kurt Busch is a douchebag."

by not found [Error 404] March 27, 2008

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.

Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

by not found [Error 404] August 27, 2007