nomanito's definitions

Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.

Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!

by nomanito December 20, 2018

Booty

The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!

by nomanito March 15, 2019

Wowman

A man who is just wow.

Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.

Owen: Owen is such a wowman.

Wilson: What's a wowman?

Owen: Wow

Wilson: Man

by nomanito March 14, 2019

Hufflepuffed

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

by nomanito January 18, 2017

Tearible

So terrible that you wanna tear up.

Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*

Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?

Zara: Because o-

Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang

by nomanito April 1, 2019

Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.

by nomanito December 30, 2016