Broper

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

by nomanito September 23, 2016

brothel

Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.

John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!

by nomanito May 20, 2016

Hufflepuffed

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

by nomanito January 18, 2017

Bewra

A stinging term (pierces the heart) for a sharabi (alcoholic in English). Not to be confused with bharwa, another stinging term which only a small population in South Asia truly understands, but the hurt is universal.

Viku: Chal uth salay! Tere jaisa bewra nahi dekha tou puri raat peekay saara din sota ho!

Matre: Ayyy bharwe! Bewra nahi bolne ka mere ko!

Viku: sniff *ok* sniff

by nomanito October 07, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

Wowman

A man who is just wow.

Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.

Owen: Owen is such a wowman.

Wilson: What's a wowman?

Owen: Wow

Wilson: Man

by nomanito March 14, 2019