Definitions by nom de plumb

kitty-sit 

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat

Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.

kitty-sit by nom de plumb August 10, 2009

lollygag 

What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.

I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.

lollygag by nom de plumb July 11, 2009

TFMKYFO 

That's for me to know and you to FUCK OFF....or 'find out', if one's a Mormon or SST some such thing.

Q: Have you ever slept with another girl?

A: TFMKYFO.

TFMKYFO by nom de plumb June 27, 2009

exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

douché 

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

douché by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Admiral of the Windward Passage by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

MUD 

Multiple Username Disorder: A condition that compels those inflicted to create a multitude of aliases on websites such as 'IMDb', in order to praise or defend their own message-board posts -- the ultimate goal being to elevate these aliases to becoming the board leaders, and thereby controlling all topics of discussion. Often, the MUD sufferer will create lengthy message-board threads, in which the posts are entirely by his/her imaginary correspondents.

Every freakin' internet discussion board you check-out these days seems to have a minimum of 2 MUD cases trying to monopolize the conversation with either every single banality that pops into their boring, schizoid minds, or squabbling and name-calling as they compete for the same space – Chief Nut-job.

MUD by nom de plumb May 20, 2009