9 definitions by nom de plumb

Admiral of the Windward Passage

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

To mind someone's cat/s while they're away… present tense = kitty-sitting… past tense = cat-sat

Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.

by nom de plumb August 10, 2009

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

That's for me to know and you to FUCK OFF....or 'find out', if one's a Mormon or SST some such thing.

Q: Have you ever slept with another girl?

A: TFMKYFO.

by nom de plumb June 27, 2009

What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.

I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.

by nom de plumb July 12, 2009

He disenfranchised and started eating healthy 30 days and 15 pounds ago.

by nom de plumb May 11, 2009

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009