Definitions by nolandc

Bread and wine 

(n.) a way to refer to the group of friends you're most comfortable and familiar being around.

The bread and wine are a mixture of your "day 1's", "BFFs", "bros", and "OGs." They represent the flesh and blood of your friend group.

Person 1: Who's coming?
Person 2: The bread and wine.

Bread and wine by nolandc September 12, 2019

ketamine banquet 

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.

Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.

ketamine banquet by nolandc September 9, 2019

snowflake affair 

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

snowflake affair by nolandc September 8, 2019

Stag Reflex 

(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.

Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.

Mike was unable to pronounce "talk about your feelings" because of his stag reflex.

Stag Reflex by nolandc September 8, 2019

Fiction Wink 

(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.

The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.

Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."

Fiction Wink by nolandc September 2, 2019

Kleeneck 

(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.

Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships

I haven't spoken with Martin since he gave me a kleeneck.

Kleeneck by nolandc September 2, 2019

shelf death 

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

shelf death by nolandc September 2, 2019