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(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
by nolandc September 2, 2019
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They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
The clustertuck discussed IT solutions at a backyard bbq.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.
Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.
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Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
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Picasso of the sheets, always willing to try new positions to gain “multiple perspectives.” A missionary visionary and a 69 heroine.
Known for their brushstrokes of love.
Picasso of the sheets, always willing to try new positions to gain “multiple perspectives.” A missionary visionary and a 69 heroine.
Known for their brushstrokes of love.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
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Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
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Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
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