Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?
Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the Bianca Zippermug. Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.
Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
Get the Seven Holy Foundersmug. A real pot o' gold if you can find it. Often hidden in hard to reach places. It's felt the tip of many a finger, but the ultimate grasp is elusive to most.
Scott: Bro! Bro! No way! Dude, are you the one who found Betsy's wallet?!
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
Robert: Fucken right. That's me bro.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the Betsy's Walletmug. A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”
Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”
Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
Philip: Excuse me??
Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!
Phillip: No thanks.
by nocharge May 26, 2023
Get the dickin’ your chilimug. That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the unfortunately, or fortunately.mug. The condition of seeing tits in places where tits are not present.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
Some causes: Too much tit porn. A bad tit experience. Gynecomastia.
Treatments: Stop thinking about titties, and try to find penises. Penises are all around.
She needs to stop putting that vape pen between her breasts. She's gonna end up getting titsophrenia.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
Get the Titsophreniamug.