fidget fuck

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

503

a code meaning service not available. or when a website is temporarily unavailable.

i got error 503 when i tried going on this one site.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

wet me

asking for someone to jizz on u

wet me daddy!

by nobody else here May 27, 2017

crack sex

sliding your dick up and down in the ass crack

she doesnt like having anal sex, so we agreed on having crack sex.

by nobody else here April 22, 2017

cop in

a thing u do right after copping out because you realize you really fucked up, or you just want to do the right thing even if it isnt something major.

i felt like skipping school cus of a new gta game that came out and i wanted to buy it as it was just released but i then i copped in when i got down to the store a block from the school. how i got caught, well almost did was when i made it to the highway, i seen a cop in his car havin his coffee in the store parking lot. i was gonna try to go around, but i resisted. but i managed to get behind a bush real quick before he seen me, then he left the parking lot to go back to the police station. then i ran back to the school as quick as i could before the bell rang for class to start. no one even found out about all that cus when i got in the school someone noticed i ran alot assuming i accidentally slept in and had to run to school to be there on time. so it all turned out well. i live in a town with like 3k ppl so there wasnt any cops along there till i made it to the store.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

earch

E is for exquisite, who could argue?

A is for animated, let your energetic spirit shine

R is for rational, the way you think.

C is for congenial, your pleasing way.

H is for heavenly, your spirit is strong.

or...

E is for excite, your spirit is catching!

A is for angelic, a truly pure heart

R is for resourceful, in any challenge that comes your way

C is for change, you are able to adapt.

H is for heart, warm and loving.

earch tells you if you are a good person and do good in life.

by nobody else here April 21, 2017