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dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

by nobody else here April 24, 2017

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.

person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

mac deez

short for mc. donalds

wanna come eat at mac deez?

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

down and white

another way of saying "having sex"

i haven't got down and white for a week.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

adult juice

a fancy word for coffee

I've been up all night and i got work today. gonna drink a whole pot of adult juice cuz now im so tired!

by nobody else here March 27, 2017