nobody else here's definitions

peeler

someone who runs around corners alot.

sam: hi uncle john!

john: no its uncle peeler to you.

by nobody else here December 2, 2017

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.

person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

glitched likes

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.

who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.

by nobody else here August 9, 2017

MOAB

A bomb that can wipe out an entire city.

We almost got hit by MOAB

by nobody else here May 7, 2017