nlolhere's definitions
The great-grandfather of clickbait, and one of propaganda’s cousins. Journalism that sacrifices everything a good article needs for sensationalism and sales.
by nlolhere October 14, 2020
Get the yellow journalismmug. 
A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.
If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.
Utopias would be hell if they existed.
If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.
Utopias would be hell if they existed.
by nlolhere August 3, 2020
Get the utopiamug. The thing you search up when you’re bored on Urban Dictionary. Only happens during extreme cases of boredom.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was so bored I searched “Type any word...” into Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: That sucks, bro
Guy 2: That sucks, bro
by nlolhere March 30, 2020
Get the Type any word...mug. short for missing in action. basically a member of the armed forces who didn't return home after serving, and whose whereabouts are unknown. may or may not be dead
Guy 1: "My dad is MIA, I saw him leave to go to the military years ago, and then I never saw or heard from him again. Nobody knows where he is"
Guy 2: "That's sad"
Guy 2: "That's sad"
by nlolhere July 16, 2020
Get the MIAmug. A person who likes wearing animal suits/costumes. These suits usually have a lot of fur on them, hence “furry”.
Not all of these people are perverts who sexualize animals btw. Most furries are just normal people who like wearing animal costumes sometimes.
The perverts in the furry community are usually called “mursuiters”. Remember that
Not all of these people are perverts who sexualize animals btw. Most furries are just normal people who like wearing animal costumes sometimes.
The perverts in the furry community are usually called “mursuiters”. Remember that
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
Get the furrymug. Making a threat to commit suicide for attention (or for something else you want) without ever planning to follow through with it.
That asshole said that if he would shoot himself if he didn’t hit his $10,000 goal on Patreon in a week he would shoot himself. It’s been stuck on $400 for over a month now and he’s still alive. Can’t believe he thought people would fall for his suicidebait like that.
by nlolhere March 18, 2022
Get the Suicidebaitmug.