College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 06, 2018

Yoga Pants

A huge source of lust.

My girlfriend wore yoga pants today. I was excessively attracted to her and constantly wanted to touch her.

by nilethe146 June 20, 2016

flunkout

Someone who doesn't finish school because they get too many bad grades. This can refer to either high school or college flunkouts.

My dad is a high school flunkout.

by nilethe146 August 08, 2017

croptober

The month in which marijuana is trimmed.

I'm getting a job trimming marijuana this croptober.

by nilethe146 October 25, 2016

Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 08, 2016

trouble

What you get into when you're a bad kid.

You're gonna get in trouble!!!

by nilethe146 December 16, 2015

crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb

That ship weighs 30 crap tons

by nilethe146 August 20, 2016