Definitions by niggman star33

parking lot vodka 

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

parking lot vodka by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

SOB 

noun, acronym for still on the boat describing a person that is so foreign that they are not even considered fresh of the boat (FOB) but in fact are still on the boat, thus resembling their motherland counterparts more than FOBs.

goddamnit wtf is wrong with these chinee ppl? They aren't even FOB's they're frickn SOB 's.

SOB by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

dragged like a nigga 

a reference to the old times when they used to hog tie slaves and drag them by horse as a means of punishment/execution. Used to describe moments when you are dragged along for an activity against your will or best interest.

Oh man I hate shopping with chicks, i always get dragged like a nigga

dragged like a nigga by niggman star33 September 9, 2011

not hot enuff to be this stupid

a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"

john, "I'm the DDD tonight."

FB (fat bitch) "what's that?"
john, "the designated drunk driver! Good god woman you are not hot enuff to be this stupid

not hot enuff to be this stupid by niggman star33 August 24, 2011

mousy asian 

noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.

Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!

mousy asian by niggman star33 August 18, 2011

fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

fatchick mode by niggman star33 August 13, 2011

penis goggles syndrome 

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.

Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck

penis goggles syndrome by niggman star33 August 13, 2011