figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
by niggman star33 January 13, 2021
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off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.
WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!
by niggman star33 October 05, 2011
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penis goggles syndrome

A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles.
Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
by niggman star33 August 10, 2011
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SOB

noun, acronym for still on the boat describing a person that is so foreign that they are not even considered fresh of the boat (FOB) but in fact are still on the boat, thus resembling their motherland counterparts more than FOBs.
goddamnit wtf is wrong with these chinee ppl? They aren't even FOB's they're frickn SOB 's.
by niggman star33 September 09, 2011
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fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.
Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."
by niggman star33 August 10, 2011
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noun, type of female that not only cockblock stigmata's a male by marking her territory, but then pulls off a psycho bitch 180 by playin hard to get, thus making you loose all chances of getting laid.
John, "wait so she wants to dress you and then tells you she just wants to be friends?"
Jack, "ya man she must be a cockblock stigmata psycho bitch 180 whore
by niggman star33 August 08, 2011
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LANE FLUID

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.
No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.
by niggman star33 June 14, 2024
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