FOB's

fall out boys, uncontrolable side burns, usually at or past the bottom of the ear. usually from the lack of shaving.

person 1: you see soj's sideburns
person 2: yeah he has mad FOB'S now

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

fob squad

Group of good for nothing teens in Houston, TX composed of HTX Paul, HTX Shiv, HTX Jason, HTX Yatin, and a bunch of other niggas who are irrelevant. These niggas act like straight fucking fobs and act like they run the city of Houston when the only thing that they should be running is the desk at their motel. These dudes also feel need to post their entire lives on snapchat and just act cringe asf but I must admit that they do stay eating good. Someone needs to go to Htown and go check these fools.

I was at the club the other night when fob squad was there and those niggas ordered $2K in bottle service and then just dipped and we got stuck with the bill, if we run into those niggas again, we'll beat their ass.

by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020

Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010

fob soss

the evil version of bob ross

“woah its bob ross”
“thats actually fob soss”

by super gay bitch April 24, 2022

fob-o-shizzle

an asian immigrant that thinks they are a black gangster

josh lee is a fob-o-shizzle

by Josh Lee September 29, 2004

gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

super fob

SuperFob
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
- You like dim sum chicken feet
- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluorescent
- You dry your cloths outside your window
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or food

sorry cant think of an example

by YONGSUN July 27, 2004