Group of good for nothing teens in Houston, TX composed of HTX Paul, HTX Shiv, HTX Jason, HTX Yatin, and a bunch of other niggas who are irrelevant. These niggas act like straight fucking fobs and act like they run the city of Houston when the only thing that they should be running is the desk at their motel. These dudes also feel need to post their entire lives on snapchat and just act cringe asf but I must admit that they do stay eating good. Someone needs to go to Htown and go check these fools.
I was at the club the other night when fob squad was there and those niggas ordered $2K in bottle service and then just dipped and we got stuck with the bill, if we run into those niggas again, we'll beat their ass.
The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
SuperFob
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluorescent
- You dry your cloths outside your window
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or food