walker's crisps

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

by Nige December 21, 2004

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Eartha Kitt

Shit, Dump

I'm off for an for an eartha kitt, good old Eartha

by Nige September 18, 2003

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

gambrinous

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

by Nige January 29, 2004