nige's definitions

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

gambrinous

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

by Nige January 29, 2004

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by Nige November 14, 2004

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003