Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
by Nick April 14, 2004

by nick February 07, 2005

I know this chick who has really nice full breastices and a slammin' round ass with soft squeezable hips. She is just fat in all the right places.
I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.
I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.
by nick May 23, 2005

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.
by nick December 28, 2005

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.
She's the biggest shopvac around.
by Nick December 05, 2004
