shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking

There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis

by nick May 11, 2004

tewksbury

A crunchy berry flavored cereal that tastes good with milk. see also Tewksbury Crunch.

A place in Massachusetts.

mmmm, breaksfast. Pass me a bowl of that tewksbury crunch and some milk.

by nick May 19, 2005

Butt Cheese Disease

Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.

Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!

by Nick March 31, 2004

snozberries

Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.

MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.

by Nick July 25, 2003

gmail

GMail is a free e-mail service offered by Google, the god of the internet. If you happen to get your hands on one, you are a very lucky person.

Me: OMFGOMFGOMFG I GOT A GMAIL INVITATION FROM MY ROOM MATE!

Guy: Score! *high five*

by Nick June 23, 2004

home run

to go all the way with

Last night I scored a home run with Lisa.

by Nick February 14, 2003