nick's definitions

slipknot

this is corey taylor, slipknot frontman, FUCK YOU ALL, AND FUCK FRED DURST....I WANT LINDSAY POLK'S TITIES

SLIPKNOT ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllles

by nick May 11, 2004

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

dangdang

a males penis

My girlfriend likes to suck on my dangdang

by nick March 2, 2004

humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

by nick April 7, 2005

love nest

A hairy pussy so hairy it looks like a nest .

Holy shit she had a nest down there i thought something was gonna pop out !!

by Nick February 19, 2004

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

by Nick February 19, 2004

transvestibules

a guy with breastices.

Look at the rack on that pole, is that a pre-op or a TV?

by Nick May 6, 2005