nick's definitions

transverted

trans·vert·ed (trans-vûrtd) adj.

1. Deviating from what is considered right and correct: a transverted idea of justice.

2. Of, relating to, or practicing sexual transversion.

3. Marked by misinterpretation or distortion: a transverted outlook on life.

This is so transverted.
I did it with your mom, she is so transverted.
You have a transverted sense of humor.

by nick August 6, 2005

guinea

Ginney/Guinea Italians Pronounced "gi-nee." Came from "Guinea Negro" and originally referred to any Black or any person of mixed ancestry. This dates back to the 1740's. By the 1890s it was being applied to Italians--almost certainly because they tend to have darker skin than Anglo-Saxons/Germans. By 1911 the term began being applied to Hispanics, although the reference to Italians is the most common.

Surely you did not call him a guinea. I mean really, do you even know what that means?

by nick April 24, 2005

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

lima

1.Acronym for Lost in Middle America.
2.City in Allen County, Ohio for which aforementioned acronym stands, the mascot of which is a middle-aged man in a giant lima bean costume.
3.Not your average Bean Town.

"The citizens of Lima were ecstatic when Wal-Mart opened a Super Center."

by nick March 28, 2005

scorpion

where one inserts the thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the anus and squeezes them together

Nick gave Shelly the Scorpion on Easter Sunday

by Nick April 10, 2004

ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

by nick December 7, 2003

crickey

an explicitive to express ones surprise or happiness

crickey mate your pants are on fire

by Nick June 10, 2003