nick's definitions

meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

by Nick July 22, 2004

tibia

a lame copy of diablo made by a bunch of loser university students who happened to meet by chance. this game is the shit of shit on the net, yet assholes pay to play. gay graphics gay gameplay gay rules and played by gay ppl.(usually 8yo dumfucks who ned to grow some balls but sadly neva will. on the odd occasion u find a 16 or 17yo dumfuck with no life at all, and like the 8yo has no balls.)

gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame

once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."

normal non-tibia playin person:u r soo fucking gay u waste ur life on such a load of shit.
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry

by nick July 22, 2004

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004

Nomar Garciaparra

Redsox Short Stop. He has been on the team for the past 8 years, and is said this will become his last. He is one of the best hitters on the team and loads the team with energy

Without Nomar, The Sox wont do win a World Series

by nick July 24, 2004

Kevin Millar

He is a mediocre 1b and OF for the redsox. He normally has a better second half of a season than a first.

Kevin Millar has hit 3 homeruns tonight

by nick July 24, 2004

pokey reese

backup short stop and starting 2b for the redsox. he is argualbly the best shortstop in the majors.

did u see how high that ball was, before pokey reese got it!?

by nick July 24, 2004

v-string

similar to a g-string, victorias secret named there g-strings this.

also the fabric portion which covers up the front and rear is shaped as a V, while there are still strings on each side, joining the front to back

Victoria's Secret's V-String are my favorite because they are comfortable and look sexy

by Nick July 26, 2004